Myrtle

by Maximum Bob

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Death dealt to rawhide, part 2... a mass exodus of cattle to their slaughter, led in a parade by one family-owned and raised beauty... Myrtle.

I like to envision a chain of fatted calves being led in a Dixie funeral procession through New Orleans Square in Disneyland. But that's just me...

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Well I spend all day
In the mud eating hay
And I know some day they'll come for me.
For I grow tall and wide
Getting fatter day and night
And my fate is lying on a plate.

Moo, moo, oh whoa is me.
Moo, moo, can't you save me.

So I linger in the sun
And I bother no one.
Trying oh so hard to disappear.
For I know very soon
That they'll lead me to a room
Where my blood will fall like endless tears

Moo, moo, oh whoa is me.
Moo, moo, can't you save me.

Life is precious and unkind
I wish I'd not been born
Just to be dined upon
Oh whoa is me...
Oh whoa is me...

In the distance there it comes,
See the truck, our day is done.
Now my friends, they sense it coming too.
Line us up, no place to run.
Marching off towards the gun
See my eyes, they mirror only doom...

Moo, moo, oh whoa is me.
Moo, moo, can't you save me.

Life is precious and unkind
I wish I'd not been born
Just to be dined upon
Oh whoa is me...
Oh whoa is me...

I must die now...
I must die now...
Make it quick, She's a family friend
Make it quick, I'm a family friend.

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released May 28, 2015

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Maximum Bob California

Maximum Bob,

Singer, Poet, BBQ fan.

Deli Creeps, Solo Artist... most solo work cannot be discussed in good company.

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